I was a stonehead for 30 years. I'd wake up in the morning and if I couldn't decide whether I wanted a joint or not, I'd smoke a joint to figure it out. And I stayed high all day long.

Baseball is a nineteenth-century pastoral game. Football is a twentieth-century technological struggle.

Lenny Bruce genius was the unique ability to investigate hypocrisy and expose social inequities in a street rap that was really a form of poetry.

It is said that Indians were sometimes named for the first thing they saw when they were born. Makes you wonder why there aren't more Indians named Hairy Pussy, doesn't it?

The whole problem with this idea of obscenity and indecency, and all of these things - bad language and whatever - it's all caused by one basic thing, and that is: religious superstition.

I believe myself to be a worthwhile and inventive performer in my own right. [And] I want to be known for what I do best.

The enjoyment has been diminishing. Now, there's no question that it's sort of fun to get high.