Do you remember Barbara Bush? I call her the silver douchebag.

Property is theft. Nobody "owns" anything. When you die, it all stays here.

The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.

A crumb is a great thing: If you break a crumb in half, you don't get two half-crumbs, you get two crumbs. Doesn't that violate some law of physics?

I never worry that all hell will break loose. My concern is that only part of hell will break loose and be much harder to detect.

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.

When it comes to bullshit...bigtime, major league bullshit...you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims...religion.