Property is theft. Nobody "owns" anything. When you die, it all stays here.

It's legal for men to be floorwalkers and illegal for women to be streetwalkers.

The truth is, Pavlov's dog trained Pavlov to ring this bell just before the dog salivated.

Let's not have a double standard. One standard will do just fine.

Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Then you're just what they're looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body

What exactly is 'viewer discretion'? If viewers had discretion, most television shows would not be on the air.