Property is theft. Nobody "owns" anything. When you die, it all stays here.

And now gay people want to get married... Haven't they suffered enough?

An art thief is a man who takes pictures.

I'm thinking of buying a church and changing it around: maybe selling crack and having a few whores in the pew.

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening.

Once the high priests and the traders took over, we were lost as a species.