Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.

Once the high priests and the traders took over, we were lost as a species.

I think self-expression is present at all times, and whether or not you're talking about the outside world or your responses to it depends on the moment and the subject.

You show me something that doesn't cause cancer, and I'll show you something that isn't on the market yet.

Why don't they have waiters in waiting rooms?