Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.

Some people think that words can injure the psyche or the moral fiber. And they really can't.

I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not. But there is an "I" in independence, individuality and integrity.

You can't fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.

To my surprise, my marijuana use has been tapering off steadily.

Sun worship is fairly simple. There's no mystery, no miracles, no pageantry, no one asks for money, there are no songs to learn, and we don't have a special building where we all gather once a week to pare compare clothing.