I don't have to tell you it goes without saying there are some things better left unsaid. I think that speaks for itself. The less said about it the better.

When you visualize the recent past, do you see it as being somewhere over on the left?

Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other's picture.

I went to George Washington High School for six months before my 16th birthday, when I could legally quit. That was an even worse experience than the Catholic schools. I mean, they were still teaching fractions. But mostly, I played hooky.

I think tobacco and alcohol warnings are too general. They should be more to the point: 'People who smoke will eventually cough up small pieces of lung.'... And 'Warning!! Alcohol will turn you into the same jerk your father was.'

Once the high priests and the traders took over, we were lost as a species.

Always do whatever's next.