Geologists claim that although the world is running out of oil, there is still a 200-hundred-year supply of brake fluid.

There was a built-in audience for the rebel in me that had been all along not expressing himself.

Does killing time damage eternity?

Irony deals with opposites; it has nothing to do with coincidence.

We now buy watches primarily for their looks, price, or additional functions. The fact that they tell time seems lost.

And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats.

If you can't say something nice about a person, go ahead