Praying is begging for an unseen deity to alter the laws of nature for someone admittedly unworthy.

I set out to become a comedian, and I said in order to do that the first thing I'll do is become a disc jockey and know my pop music. I like it, my voice is good, and I can start out getting confidence without an audience in front of me.

The New Testament is not new anymore' it's thousands of years old. It's time to start calling it the Less Old Testament.

Where do we get our values from?

I think religion is very anti-man. I think it's a terrible distortion and exploitation of a very natural urge every human has - to be rejoined with the one somehow, to become a part of the universe. Once the high priests and the traders took over, we were lost as a species.

I like Florida. Everything is in the 80s. The temperatures, the ages and the IQ's.

Whenever you see the word cuisine used instead of the word food, be prepared to pay an additional eighty percent.