The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Christian Deodorant: "Thou Shalt Not Smell"
If voting changed anything, it would be illegal.
I believe my first duty is to survive. And I'm not just talking about criminals coming into my home. I once seriously considered getting a gun to protect myself from the police. If I need a weapon to continue living, I'll get one. And I'll use it.
Never give up on an idea simply because it is bad and doesn't work.
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?