Donโt just teach your children to readโฆ Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.
George CarlinWhen you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
George CarlinThat's really a part of my nature , it goes along with autonomy and independence of action - it's just that I don't identify with the local group, no matter what it is, whether it's the human species or the American democracy, the nation, the country, religions, political parties, nothing. None of these have my allegiance because I'm not really concerned with what they do. I don't feel a part of any of this.
George Carlin