In my fifth-grade yearbook - it's right up there on the top shell - the last page says, "What about your future?" and under my name, it says, "When I grow up, I would like to be either an actor, a radio announcer, an impersonator or a comedian."

To my surprise, my marijuana use has been tapering off steadily.

I did a lot of thinking, and used mental activity to relieve whatever feelings I had. I became very left-brained, and I was good in school. That is, I was a smart kid.

In adolescence you have to separate yourself and establish your identity. So, being very independent anyway, I took charge.

Anyone who's onstage is going to attract a certain number of misguided people. But I was never very interested in groupies.

People who own everything know how to relax a little and bend and exhale once in a while, but they're not going to let it get out of control.

My left descending septal branch artery decided to close without consultation with any of my other organs. It happened on Saint Patrick's Day, 1978.