Put two things together which have never been put together before, and some schmuck will buy it.

Interesting form of murder we come up with: Assassination. We assassinate people who've told us to live together in harmony and try to love one another. Apparently we are not ready to live together.

You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.

It seems to me like a perversion of talent for an artist of any kind to further the corporate structure of America or the personal interests of the morons and thieves who run it.

Singing is basically a form of pleasant, controlled screaming.

I love it in a movie when they throw a guy off a cliff. I love it even when it's not a movie. No, especially when it's not a movie.

I don't like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions.