Put two things together which have never been put together before, and some schmuck will buy it.

To me, fast food is when a cheetah eats an antelope.

I definitely have a gift for language that is rhythmic and attractive to the ear, and I have interesting [verbal] imagery which I guess is a poetic touch.

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

Everything that you know about yourself comes from thinking back, and I think I saw religion as the first big betrayal of me.

You can't be the fastest gun in town forever. There comes a time when you're not the golden boy, and you have to go off somewhere and figure yourself out.

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?