It's difficult enough for a young person to put his soul on the line in front of a lot of drunken people without having that hanging over his head, too.

Matt 13:57. Then Jesus told them, 'A prophet is honored everywhere except in his own hometown and among his own family.' The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

If this is the best God can do, I'm not impressed.

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Being a Dodgers fan led to my first Air Force court-martial, but that's another story.

To me, fast food is when a cheetah eats an antelope.