Catholic school gave me the tools to reject the very religion they wanted me to have. They taught me how to think for myself and to be independent.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it?

I never worry that all hell will break loose. My concern is that only part of hell will break loose and be much harder to detect.

Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.

If you live long enough, sooner or later everybody you know has cancer.

You know why we're good at it? Because we get a lot of practice. This country is only 200 years old, and already we've had ten major wars. We average a major war every twenty years. So we're good at it!

Have you ever started a path? No one seems willing to do this. We don't mind using existing paths, but we rarely start new ones. Do it today. Start a path. Even if it doesn't lead anywhere