Catholic school gave me the tools to reject the very religion they wanted me to have. They taught me how to think for myself and to be independent.

Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails.

If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.

The word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.

My advice: Just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place.

They mention that it's a nonstop flight. Well, I must say I don't care for that sort of thing. Call me old fashioned, but I insist that my flight stop. Preferably at an airport.

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.