It turned out I was pretty good in science. But again, because of the small budget, in science class we couldn't afford to do experiments in order to prove theories. We just believed everything. Actually, I think that class was called Religion. Religion class was always an easy class. All you had to do was suspend the logic and reasoning you were being taught in all the other classes.

Whenever you see the word cuisine used instead of the word food, be prepared to pay an additional eighty percent.

In TV today, you can say I pricked my finger, but you can't say it the other way around.

In Rome, the emperor sat in a special part of the Colosseum called the Caesarian Section.

Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.