Something is wrong. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, crime, torture, corruption and the ice capades. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. This is not what you expect to find on the resume of a supreme being. It's what you expect from an office temp with a bad attitude.

The violence of the Left is symbolic, the injuries are not intended. The violence of the Right is real - directed at people, designed to cause injuries. Vietnam, nuclear weapons, police out of control are intentional forms of violence. The violence from the Right is aimed directly at people and the violence from the Left is aimed at institutions and symbols.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.

Put two things together which have never been put together before, and some schmuck will buy it.

How old are you? 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.

You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!