Something is wrong. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, crime, torture, corruption and the ice capades. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. This is not what you expect to find on the resume of a supreme being. It's what you expect from an office temp with a bad attitude.
George CarlinEverything that you know about yourself comes from thinking back, and I think I saw religion as the first big betrayal of me.
George CarlinFor a long time, I've distinguished between entertainer and performer and entertainer and artist. To me, an entertainer is someone who pleases others, and an artist tries to please himself.
George CarlinBaseball is a nineteenth-century pastoral game. Football is a twentieth-century technological struggle.
George Carlin