In adolescence you have to separate yourself and establish your identity. So, being very independent anyway, I took charge.

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Never give up on an idea simply because it is bad and doesn't work.

Baseball begins in the spring, the season of new life. Football begins in the fall, when everything's dying.

It seems to me like a perversion of talent for an artist of any kind to further the corporate structure of America or the personal interests of the morons and thieves who run it.

Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed.

I'm in shape. Round is a shape.