When you're high, it's easy to kid yourself about how clever certain mediocre pieces of material are.

And this should go without saying. That's why I'm going to say it: Drinking and driving don't mix. Do your drinking early in the morning and get it out of the way. Then go driving while the visibility is still good.

Sudden total weight loss.

A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

We use up words like 'spiritual' so fast in this culture. Twenty years ago spiritual had a distinct meaning. But now there's a lot of jack-off thinkers who just love to talk about the spiritual. And there is a lot of bogus - is bogosity a word? It should be - a lot of bogosity in these spiritual seekers. So you have to find another way to express it. I just call it 'how I fit'.