They're only words. You can't be afraid of words that speak the truth, even if it's an unpleasant truth.

When I was young I used to read about the decline of Western civilization, and I decided it was something I would like to make a contribution to.

He is dead now, but he meant well.

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

What wine goes with Captain Crunch?

When someone is impatient and says, 'I haven't got all day,' I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?

The only good thing about religion is the music. Because nature is filled with balances and opposites, there are always exceptions to the overall rules, whether the overall rules are bleak or otherwise. If you propound a joyous theory of existence, I will find an exception to that. If I propound a bleak theory, someone will find a joyous exception. That's just nature being nature, I think, and I don't think it offers a lot of hope. It's sort of a respite along the way.