There's some invisible guy, up in the sky, who can kill you, because he loves you.
Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
We created god in our own image and likeness!
President George Bush declared a National Day of Prayer for Peace. This was after he had carefully arranged and started the war.
Avoid people with gold teeth who want to play cards
The US Army has announced that although it is true they performed mind-destroying drug tests on hundreds of soldiers in the 1960s, none of the victims have been promoted beyond the rank of lieutenant colonel.