I don't have any beliefs or allegiances. I don't believe in this country, I don't believe in religion, or a god, and I don't believe in all these man-made institutional ideas.

No one who has had "Taps" played for them has ever been able to hear it.

You ever notice that? Any time you see two groups of people who really hate each other, chances are good they're wearing different kind of hats. Keep an eye on that, it might be important.

There's a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.

It's legal for men to be floorwalkers and illegal for women to be streetwalkers.

By the next one [albom],Occupation: Foole, I was right back into the trip again. I'm more frantic, more breathless. You can hear how sick I am. If you want to see a cokehead, just look at the pictures on the Occupation: Foole album.

If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.