Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
The older you get, the better you realize you were.
And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek reunion. One can only dream and hope.
If you're reading it in a book, folks, it ain't self-help. It's help.
I am not a complete vegetarian. I eat only animals that have died in their sleep.
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.