If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.

I make fun of people who are religious, because they're fundamentally weak.

We think in language. The quality of our thoughts and ideas can only be as good as the quality of our language.

How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?

I have things that are strident and confrontational, and I have a lot of things that are childlike and innocent and sort of sweet. So, somewhere in between lies the middle of me.

How old are you? 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.

There's a reason education sucks, and it's the same reason it will never ever ever be fixed. It's never going to get any better. Don't look for it. Be happy with what you've got, because the owners of this country don't want that. I'm talking about the real owners now... the real owners. The big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions. Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't. You have no choice. You have owners.