If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.

It seems to me like a perversion of talent for an artist of any kind to further the corporate structure of America or the personal interests of the morons and thieves who run it.

Golf is an arrogant, elitist game that takes up entirely too much space in this country.

Catholics are against abortions. Catholics are against homosexuals. But, I can't think of anyone who has less abortions than homosexuals!

For a while, I thought of myself as an atheist until I realized it was a belief, too. It's a shame everything has to have a label.

I like to say two things in life that mean the most: genetics and luck. When you look at it realistically, genetics is luck too. Because you could have been born in some really terrible situation and never had a chance to realize yourself or see who you were. And so the luck of genetics and then after that, circumstances, those are the two guiding things.

I always have these little internal monologues. You'll get used to them.