When I listen to those tapes now, the real cocaine shows; there's just nothing special about their content.
George CarlinSome people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.
George Carlin[On School Uniforms] Don't these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now they have to make them look alike too? It's not a new idea, either. I first saw it in old newsreels from the 1930s, but it was hard to understand because the narration was in German.
George Carlin