Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.

People are dreaming if they think they have rights. They've never had rights. There's no such thing.

People tell you to have a safe trip, as if you have some control over it.

I've been a performer for a long time and I know when people are laughing from their guts, from the inside, and when their tuxedos are laughing.

Sometimes a fireman will go to great strenuous lengths to save a raccoon that's stuck in a drainpipe and then go out on the weekend and kill several of them for amusement.

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?

I finally accepted Jesus. not as my personal savior, but as a man I intend to borrow money from.