The planet isn't going anywhere. We are.

If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it!

Religion has what is EASILY the greatest bullshit story of all time.

Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.

But when you're in front of an audience and you make them laugh at a new idea, you're guiding the whole being for the moment. No one is ever more him/herself than when they really laugh. Their defenses are down. It's very Zen-like, that moment. They are completely open, completely themselves when that message hits the brain and the laugh begins. That's when new ideas can be implanted. If a new idea slips in at that moment, it has a chance to grow.

To me, authority is something that a freer spirit, a more independent mind, and a person who can handle the world, doesn't need guidance from.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.