I became a guy who wanted to be a comedian someday, or a comic actor. The way I put it was, I'll be like Danny Kaye. He was kind of the model I had in mind.
George CarlinI think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences.
George CarlinI quit school in ninth grade, even though I was good at the studies. I knew I didn't need school for what I wanted.
George Carlin