Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

The effect of the coke on our relationship [with my wife Brenda] was very sick. Now that it's over, those were actually funny times. Looking for each other's coke, hiding it, finding it, doing some, not telling the other. Then fighting over it.

Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails.

The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the intellect.

If a lobster didn't look like a sci-fi monster, people would be less able to drop him alive into boiling water.

We are all precancerous.

Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.