There was a built-in audience for the rebel in me that had been all along not expressing himself.

Being a Dodgers fan led to my first Air Force court-martial, but that's another story.

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

As much as I love my family, I enjoy it when the house is empty, because then I know I'm truly alone, as we all are on the planet, after all. Every atom in us is originally from a star. And during my moments of aloneness, I'm most mindful of that; that I'm just another group of matter randomly but wonderfully arranged. That's when I feel my immortality.

Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.

If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else.

We use up words like 'spiritual' so fast in this culture. Twenty years ago spiritual had a distinct meaning. But now there's a lot of jack-off thinkers who just love to talk about the spiritual. And there is a lot of bogus - is bogosity a word? It should be - a lot of bogosity in these spiritual seekers. So you have to find another way to express it. I just call it 'how I fit'.