I consider the coke a major cause. Of course, you could also make the argument that because cocaine speeds up the heart, it's good for you.
George CarlinPeople think life is real complicated. Actually, there's nothing to it. Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.
George CarlinReligion is sort of like a lift in your shoes. If it makes you feel better, fine. Just don't ask me to wear your shoes.
George Carlin