By the next one [albom],Occupation: Foole, I was right back into the trip again. I'm more frantic, more breathless. You can hear how sick I am. If you want to see a cokehead, just look at the pictures on the Occupation: Foole album.

I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

People think life is real complicated. Actually, there's nothing to it. Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.

If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball.

The child molester skipped breakfast, but said he'd grab a little something on the way to work.

Do you remember Barbara Bush? I call her the silver douchebag.