What year did Jesus think it was?

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails.

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.

I went to my old school, where all the kids I'd been with for eight years were about to graduate. But the sisters wanted me to repeat the whole term; so I went to the principal and pleaded with her to allow me to graduate with my class. She finally agreed on the condition that I write the graduation play. It was called How Do You Spend Your Leisure Time?Catchy title, huh?

We think in language. The quality of our thoughts and ideas can only be as good as the quality of our language.

We created god in our own image and likeness!