If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.
When people say “clean as a whistle”, they forget that a whistle is full of spit.
I did a lot of thinking, and used mental activity to relieve whatever feelings I had. I became very left-brained, and I was good in school. That is, I was a smart kid.
The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is.
Being a Dodgers fan led to my first Air Force court-martial, but that's another story.