Test of Metal: Will of Iron, Nerves of Steel, Heart of Gold, Balls of Brass.

Being a Dodgers fan led to my first Air Force court-martial, but that's another story.

You know something I could really do without? The Space Shuttle. ... It's irresponsible. The last thing we should be doing is sending our grotesquely distorted DNA out into space.

Good news for senior citizens: Death is near!

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.

I believe my first duty is to survive. And I'm not just talking about criminals coming into my home. I once seriously considered getting a gun to protect myself from the police. If I need a weapon to continue living, I'll get one. And I'll use it.

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist.