Test of Metal: Will of Iron, Nerves of Steel, Heart of Gold, Balls of Brass.

The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is.

How old are you? 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.

I'm 60 years of age. That's 16 Celsius.

I'll tell you a little secret about the Blues: it's not enough to know which notes to play, you have to know why they need to be played.

In Rome, the emperor sat in a special part of the Colosseum called the Caesarian Section.

I'm in shape. Round is a shape.