With the proper training, I could've been an evil genius.

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.

Instead of thinking about the sex, I'd always think about the clap and the crabs those people have.

If a painting can be forged well enough to fool experts, why is the original so valuable?

She was only a prostitute, but she had the nicest face I ever came across.

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

The rebellious mood of the country during those [60th] years allowed me to plug right back into my old hatreds. I could scream and holler, as I did on the albums, against religion, government, big business - all those assholes and their values. That hatred was very real.