With the proper training, I could've been an evil genius.

If this is the best God can do, I'm not impressed.

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

I like to write without being stoned. I like to have a hit or two and then go punch up the writing. I just see different things and hear different things. But it's nice to be working from the base that I wrote originally and then come to it with a little buzz. I can have a little wine from time to time. I have a hit from time to time, but those are the only things I do.

If you nail a tool shed closed, how do you put the hammer away?

I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences.

Every person you look at, you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking