The ending of my experience with cocaine came in a periodic way. I would get high less frequently, I would use smaller amounts, and I would do coke for less periods of time. And that process just kept increasing and increasing until I wasn't using it at all. I didn't go on a program anywhere. I didn't join an organization or detox anywhere. I just slowly tapered off until it was gone. That was also true of my heavy pot use. I just tapered off until there was almost no use at all. And the same thing was true of drinking tons of beer.

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

And now gay people want to get married... Haven't they suffered enough?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.

We think in language. We think in words. Language is the landscape of thought.

If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.