In restaurants where they serve frog's legs, what do they do with the rest of the frog? Do they just throw it away? You never see "frog torsos" on the menu. Is there actually a garbage can full of frog bodies in the alley? I wouldn't want to be a homeless guy looking for an unfinished cheeseburger and open the lid on that

Most of the time people feel okay. Probably it's because at the moment they're not actually dying.

Hey! Who stole my collection of used bandages?! And they also got away with my nude pictures of Ernest Borgnine!

I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.

A pear is a failed apple.

I don't have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.

Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails.