The future will soon be a thing of the past.

I don't believe there's any problem in this country, no matter how tough it is, that Americans, when they roll up their sleeves, can't completely ignore.

Picture your grandmother in Hell, baking pies... without an oven.

Why do they bother saying "raw sewage"? Do some people actually cook that stuff?

For a while, I thought of myself as an atheist until I realized it was a belief, too. It's a shame everything has to have a label.

You know why we're good at it? Because we get a lot of practice. This country is only 200 years old, and already we've had ten major wars. We average a major war every twenty years. So we're good at it!

Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.