The future will soon be a thing of the past.

If you can't say something nice about a person, go ahead

If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it.

There may or may not be atheists in foxholes, but I'm certain there are none in the Ku Klux Klan.

Sometimes guys'll say to you, 'Have a good one'. I say, 'I already have a good one. Now I'm looking for a longer one'.

There was a built-in audience for the rebel in me that had been all along not expressing himself.

I think you can talk about anything if the context is correctly arranged. If you set up the context and you bring the audience along carefully enough with you, you can get them to cross the line with you. What I try to do is talk about things that bother me, and I hope that in doing so I bother other people.