Whoever coined the term "Buyer Beware" was probably bleeding from the asshole.
I went straight from shenanigans to crimes against humanity.
The keys to America: The cross, the brew, the dollar, and the gun.
In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.
How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.
You know what I like about the American form of government? They've worked things out so that you're never far from a 7-Eleven.