Here's a bumper sticker I'd like to see... 'We are the Proud Parents of a Child who has resisted his teacher's attempts to bend him to the will of his corporate masters'.

Why don't they have waiters in waiting rooms?

Never underestimate the role pretension plays when it comes to creating euphemistic language.

There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting!

Property is theft. Nobody "owns" anything. When you die, it all stays here.

Every person you look at, you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking

My mother didn't get home until about seven most nights and, yes, there was a sense of being very alone after school. She gave me all the proper guidance and influences, but physically, she just couldn't be there.