If you had chicken at lunch and chicken at dinner, do you ever wonder if the two chickens knew each other?
George CarlinWhen I first heard the song Don't worry - be happy I realized it was exactly the kind of mindless philosophy that Americans would respond to. It would make a great national anthem along with Me first.
George CarlinCloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.
George Carlin