The owner of a Florida massage parlor has been arrested by police. "There weren't any serious violations," said the officers, "she just rubbed us the wrong way."
George CarlinI think TV remotes should have a button that allows you to kill the person on the screen.
George CarlinThe patterns became even more vivid at Cardinal Hayes High School. That's when I began failing subjects and running away from home for days at a time.
George Carlin