No matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, you're screwed because it's all fixed and rigged. There is a club and you ain't in it.

Military cemeteries around the world are packed with brainwashed dead soldiers who were convinced God was on their side. America prays for God to destroy our enemies. Our enemies pray for God to destroy us. Somebody's gonna be disappointed! Somebody's wasting their time! Could it be.. everyone?

When I hear a person talking about political solutions, I know I am not listening to a serious person.

I'm in shape. Round is a shape.

As far as I'm concerned, humans have not yet come up with a belief that's worth believing.

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?

People always tell me "Have a nice day." Well what if I don't want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?