You can't be the fastest gun in town forever. There comes a time when you're not the golden boy, and you have to go off somewhere and figure yourself out.

One philosopher has rightly said that property is theft. But I'd like to use my future ownership of property to give something back.

The New Testament is not new anymore' it's thousands of years old. It's time to start calling it the Less Old Testament.

You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.

But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?

E-I-E-I-O is actually a gross misspelling of the word farm.

You take 5 white guys and you take 5 black guys and put em together for a week and what you won't have is 5 blacks guys talking like, 'Golly gee, we really won that big basketball game' but you will have 5 white guys talking like 'Yo slick, whuzzup...we be shootin hoops and mad playin, slammed those mofos