You can't be the fastest gun in town forever. There comes a time when you're not the golden boy, and you have to go off somewhere and figure yourself out.

Sex criminals. Completely incurable... I suppose you could outlaw religion and these sex crimes would disappear in a generation or two, but we don't have time for rational solutions.

Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin' ready to hang himself.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

I really haven't seen this many people in one place since they took group photographs of all the criminals and lawbreakers in the Ronald Reagan administration.

Looking back, I realize that my life has been a series of incidents where one person has said to another, "Get this asshole outta here!"

Hooray for most things!