I think we overrate ourselves in terms of our abilities and capacities. I mean, just because you can build a really swell bridge doesn't, to my way of thinking, mean that you're an advanced civilization.

I have this real moron thing I do? It's called thinking.

The good lord tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage.

It's harder to be funny from the position of power.

But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!

We now buy watches primarily for their looks, price, or additional functions. The fact that they tell time seems lost.

What do dogs do on their day off?; Can't lie around – that's their job!