Ah, to be a bird. To fly the skies, sing my song, and best of all occasionally peck someone's eyes out.

Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?

At best, God can be viewed as nothing more than an uncaring incompetent father-figure

I should think it takes a fairly low intellect to draw pleasure from the following activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick. and then walking after it! An then ..hitting it again!

Israeli murderers are called "commandos," Arab commandos are called "terrorists."

You have to be realistic about terrorism. Certain groups of people, certain groups, Muslim fundamentalists, Christian fundamentalists, Jewish fundamentalists, and just plain guys from Montana, are going to continue to make life in this country very interesting for a long, long time.

I grew up in New York wanting to be like those funny men in the movies and on the radio.