Ah, to be a bird. To fly the skies, sing my song, and best of all occasionally peck someone's eyes out.

You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.

I use the [vulgar] words because apparently these words do not corrupt morally. I'm from the street in New York, hung around in a tough neighborhood. It was common to curse, you make your point. It's a very effective language. I try not to overdo it. It's never to shock. I know where it fits, it's never to shock. There's no shock value left in words.

It's difficult enough for a young person to put his soul on the line in front of a lot of drunken people without having that hanging over his head, too.

In Rome, the emperor sat in a special part of the Colosseum called the Caesarian Section.

One of the more pretentious political self-descriptions is 'Libertarian.' People think it puts them above the fray. It sounds fashionable, and to the uninitiated, faintly dangerous. Actually, it's just one more bullshit political philosophy.

There are only two types of motorists: the idiots who drive slower than me, and the lunatics who go faster.