Ah, to be a bird. To fly the skies, sing my song, and best of all occasionally peck someone's eyes out.

Spirituality: the last refuge of a failed human. Just another way of distracting yourself from who you really are.

I like good ideas. I don't want just do something for it's own sake to bother people, but if I can bother them with a logical argument about something they have agreed to in society simplistically - like children are sacred, the cult of the child, this cult of professional parenthood, and of course religion, and respect for policemen and the law, and all of these untouchable areas. I like attacking those beliefs, but in with good sound thinking, and an unusual approach.

When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

No, there's no God, but there might be some sort of an organizing intelligence, and I think to understand it is way beyond our ability. It's certainly not a judgmental entity. It's certainly not paternalistic and all these qualities that have been attributed to God.

For a long time, I've distinguished between entertainer and performer and entertainer and artist. To me, an entertainer is someone who pleases others, and an artist tries to please himself.

You know what I like about the American form of government? They've worked things out so that you're never far from a 7-Eleven.