I like good ideas. I don't want just do something for it's own sake to bother people, but if I can bother them with a logical argument about something they have agreed to in society simplistically - like children are sacred, the cult of the child, this cult of professional parenthood, and of course religion, and respect for policemen and the law, and all of these untouchable areas. I like attacking those beliefs, but in with good sound thinking, and an unusual approach.

Cocaine was different. It kept saying, "You haven't had enough." I became an abuser almost instantly.

Baseball is a nineteenth-century pastoral game. Football is a twentieth-century technological struggle.

The planet is fine. The people are f****d. Because everyone is trying to save the planet. The planet doesn’t need that. The planet will take care of itself. People are selfish. And that's what they're doing is trying to save the planet for themselves to have a nicer place to live.

What exactly is 'viewer discretion'? If viewers had discretion, most television shows would not be on the air.

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?