Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.

When I first heard the song Don't worry - be happy I realized it was exactly the kind of mindless philosophy that Americans would respond to. It would make a great national anthem along with Me first.

Even in a fake democracy, people ought to get what they want once in a while.

Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin' ready to hang himself.

The secretiveness. The stealth. Those were obviously the aspects of cocaine use I was addicted to.

Have you noticed when you wear a hat for a long time it feels like it's not there anymore? And then when you take it off it feels like it's still there?

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.