How can it be a spy satellite if they announce on television that it's a spy satellite?
George CarlinPeople think life is real complicated. Actually, there's nothing to it. Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.
George CarlinReligion is the worst thing that ever happened to mankind - the ironic part is that it's presented as a good thing, and its effect is absolutely catastrophic to individuals and to societies.
George Carlin