Leftovers make you feel good twice. First, when you put it away, you feel thrifty and intelligent: 'I'm saving food!' Then a month later when blue hair is growing out of the ham, and you throw it away, you feel really intelligent: 'I'm saving my life!'

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.

This country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us that all men are created equal.

I think it keeps the child alive in me. There's a thrill when you steal something in plain view of other people.

The radio ad "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't". Well, I hope you don't drive sober either Mr. Healey. You're blind for God's sake!

Self-expression is a hallmark of an artist, of art, to get something off one's chest, to sing one's song. So that element is present in all art. It is the key to even standing up and saying, "Hey, listen to me." Self-expression can be based on looking at the world and making observations about it.

One time. In 1965. August, for about an hour, I was both fine AND dandy at the same time. But nobody asked me how I was.