If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it?

You know who would make an interesting murder-suicide? Madeline Albright and Yanni.

Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

All messages from Satan are played forward and are in standard American English.

My grandfather, mother and father were gifted verbally, and my mother passed that along to me. She always made sure I was conscious of language and words.

I became a guy who wanted to be a comedian someday, or a comic actor. The way I put it was, I'll be like Danny Kaye. He was kind of the model I had in mind.

Once the high priests and the traders took over, we were lost as a species.