If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it?

I quit school in ninth grade, even though I was good at the studies. I knew I didn't need school for what I wanted.

There is a core of loneliness. It's partly existential. Secondly, I was raised a loner. My parents were not there. My father was asked to leave because he couldn't metabolize ethanol. Actually, my mother ran away with us when I was 2 months old and my brother was 5. Real dramatic stuff: down the fire escape, through backyards. So, I sort of raised myself. I was alone a lot and I invented myself - I lived through the radio and through my imagination.

Did you ever stop to thnk about all the people we kill? They're always people who tell us to live together in harmony and try to love one another: Jesus, Ghandi, Lincoln, John Kennedy, Bobby Kennedy, Medgar Evers, Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, John Lennon. They all said: 'Try to live together peacefully.' BAM! Right in the f--in head! Aparently we're not ready for that!

History is not happenstance: it is conspiratorial. Carefully planned and executed by people in power.

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

Do you think Sammy Davis ate Junior Mints?