If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it?

I think there's a little more attention to human needs than to property rights. But I don't think much of political activism. It's so shortsighted. Most people are interested in their own personal comfort. I've said that about environmentalists. I think they care about bike paths and places to park their Volvos, not the planet as an abstraction.

With the proper training, I could've been an evil genius.

The secret of success is doing something you love, doing it well and being recognized for it

Singing is basically a form of pleasant, controlled screaming.

There's a reason education sucks, and it's the same reason it will never ever ever be fixed. It's never going to get any better. Don't look for it. Be happy with what you've got, because the owners of this country don't want that. I'm talking about the real owners now... the real owners. The big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions. Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't. You have no choice. You have owners.

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?