Things I wonder about the FBI's list of the "Ten Most Wanted" criminals: When they catch a guy and he comes off the list, does number eleven automatically move up? And does he see it as a promotion? Does he call his criminal friends and say, "I made it, Bruno. I'm finally on the list"?
George CarlinI also survived circumcision, a barbaric practice designed to remind you as early as possible that your genitals are not your own.
George Carlin