Things I wonder about the FBI's list of the "Ten Most Wanted" criminals: When they catch a guy and he comes off the list, does number eleven automatically move up? And does he see it as a promotion? Does he call his criminal friends and say, "I made it, Bruno. I'm finally on the list"?
George CarlinCocaine was different. It kept saying, "You haven't had enough." I became an abuser almost instantly.
George CarlinThe wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot. And although I never forgot it, I never quite memorized it either. So what Iโm left with is the memory of having learned something very wise that I canโt quite remember.
George CarlinI hope I'm beginning a new cycle of energy and creativity. If so, it'll really be my third career. The first was as a straight comic in the Sixties. The second was as a counterculture performer in the Seventies. The third will be...well, that's for others to judge.
George Carlin