The US Army has announced that although it is true they performed mind-destroying drug tests on hundreds of soldiers in the 1960s, none of the victims have been promoted beyond the rank of lieutenant colonel.

If you can't say something nice about a person, go ahead

It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya.

I was kind of sweet kid, according my mother, and my recollections. Thoughtful and good, but kind of alone - although I didn't interpret it that way, as such. Children never interpret these things. They think they understand logically.

I hate Dr Phil. Dr Phil told me to express my feelings, so I'm expressing them.

I do something about the weather. I stay home.

A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.