The US Army has announced that although it is true they performed mind-destroying drug tests on hundreds of soldiers in the 1960s, none of the victims have been promoted beyond the rank of lieutenant colonel.

In the United States, anybody can be President. That's the problem.

Meow” means “woof” in cat.

Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It’s because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.

Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.

I profess no belief in God, which by definition is true, especially if we take the accepted definition of God. But to be an atheist is to also have a belief, and have a system, and I don't know that I like that either.

One time. In 1965. August, for about an hour, I was both fine AND dandy at the same time. But nobody asked me how I was.