The US Army has announced that although it is true they performed mind-destroying drug tests on hundreds of soldiers in the 1960s, none of the victims have been promoted beyond the rank of lieutenant colonel.

You get to play with people's little danger zones.

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

We think in language. We think in words. Language is the landscape of thought.

There are only two places in the world: over here and over there.

If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.

The highly motivated people in society are the ones causing all the trouble. It's not the lazy unmotivated folks sitting in front of a TV eating potato chips who bother anyone.