If you can't say something nice about a person, go ahead

The mayfly lives only one day. And sometimes it rains.

Thall shall keep thy religion to thy selves.

I think TV remotes should have a button that allows you to kill the person on the screen.

Military cemeteries around the world are packed with brainwashed dead soldiers who were convinced God was on their side. America prays for God to destroy our enemies. Our enemies pray for God to destroy us. Somebody's gonna be disappointed! Somebody's wasting their time! Could it be.. everyone?

There was about a two-year period at the end of the '60s, when I realized I was in the wrong place and entertaining the wrong people with the wrong material and that I was not being true to myself. I went through a metamorphosis into something more authentic for me, a more authentic stage voice and writing voice.

You live eighty years, and at best you get about six minutes of pure magic.