People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?
A pear is a failed apple.
Leadership camp? Isn't that where Hitler went?
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.
Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.