When you start in the childhood period, when you begin to form a comic sense, it was the radio comedians - from the last days of radio and the first days of television. And Spike Jones. And the Marx Brothers. They represented anarchy. They took things that were nice and decent and proper, and they tore them to shreds. That attracted me.

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.

I simply decided that dope wasn't worth the ritual.

The status quo sucks.

Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Then you're just what they're looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.

I'm a believer that things happen. Fate is what happens.

The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves.