People say life begins at conception, I say life began about a billion years ago and it's a continuous process.

Put two things together which have never been put together before, and some schmuck will buy it.

In Rome, the emperor sat in a special part of the Colosseum called the Caesarian Section.

I always have these little internal monologues. You'll get used to them.

Art, music, and philosophy are merely poignant examples of what we might have been had not the priests and traders gotten hold of us.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?