People say life begins at conception, I say life began about a billion years ago and it's a continuous process.

I think tobacco and alcohol warnings are too general. They should be more to the point: 'People who smoke will eventually cough up small pieces of lung.'... And 'Warning!! Alcohol will turn you into the same jerk your father was.'

What I hated most was seeing those priests and brothers getting so much pleasure out of inflicting pain. I wondered what was wrong with them.

The older you get, the better you realize you were.

Censorship that comes from the outside assumes about people an inability to make reasoned choices.

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

A crazy person doesn't really lose his mind. It just becomes something more entertaining.