An art thief is a man who takes pictures.

There are women named Faith, Hope, Joy, and Prudence. Why not Despair, Guilt, Rage, and Grief? It seems only right. 'Tom, I'd like you to meet the girl of my dreams, Tragedy.' These days, Trajedi.

How can it be a spy satellite if they announce on television that it's a spy satellite?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard

If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it!

When you visualize the recent past, do you see it as being somewhere over on the left?

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.